“And just kidding the haters who said Musk can’t destroy anything faster than Twitter.” — Jordan Klepper
“They call it the most expensive penis overcompensation in American history.” — Jimmy Kimmel
“Yeah, it took off quickly, flew high, and then suddenly it exploded. Kind of like Ron DeSantis’ presidential run.” — Jimmy Fallon
“This teardown cost SpaceX $3 billion. — Jimmy Kimmel
Notable bit
Danny Trejo whipped up some recipes from his new cookbook, Trejo’s Cantina, with Stephen Colbert on Thursday’s The Late Show.
