“It’s not the way to deal with secret services — it’s the way you deal with athletes in the Miss Universe pageant dressing room.” — Chelsea Handler, guest host of “Jimmy Kimmel Live”
“Trump fights to rule the president’s car like an action movie, he’s the only president, and this is real life.” — Trevor Noah
“But that means you have to admit, but fighting your own secret service agent is a genius on Trump’s side — he’s hitting one who can’t fight back, yeah, they. Can punch back, but then they have to jump before their own punch. ” — Trevor Noah
“He grabbed the car when he wasn’t able to grab the steering wheel. [expletive].. “ — Chelsea Handler
“Soon the agent was like,’Who took him off his child seat?'” — Jimmy Fallon
“It’s insane, but it’s going to be a great season premiere of’Kleptocracy of Car Grasping’.” — Stephen Colbert
“I’m not blaming the victim, but it’s in the Secret Service. You took four years to trump proof the vehicle — you knew who you were dealing with. Should have had a toy handle all the time. Think he’s driving and just go back to the West Wing. ” — Trevor Noah
“Forks, speaking of the January 6 plotter, this weekend Rudy Giuliani was attacked by a worker at a grocery store on Staten Island. Before moving on, before saying anything else, Rudolph. Let me say that Rudolph Giuliani is okay, except for the fact that Giuliani remains. “ — Stephen Colbert
“More importantly, the” late show “and the” late show “producer family are blaming all kinds of violence. Don’t go outside and put your finger on the former mayor. First, it’s wrong. Second, I don’t want to get that weird Rudy juice. ” — Stephen Colbert
“Something tells us that this isn’t the first time Rudy has exaggerated any size.” — Chelsea Handler
