“The house has officially passed a bill to legalize gay and interracial marriages, a big victory in 1995,” Noah joked Wednesday.
“On the other hand, President Biden today announced new enforcement actions to deal with the climate crisis. Hmm, just in time. Outside is 115 degrees!” — Jimmy Fallon
“Unfortunately, Biden’s speech was shortened when the prompter burned.” — Jimmy Fallon
“So the president held a press conference today to announce new steps to combat climate change, but stopped declaring a national emergency. Yes, you too soon have a climate emergency. I don’t want to call the situation — you have to wait until our internal temperature reaches 165 degrees in our thighs, and we can eat safely. ” — Stephen Colbert
“Seriously, even climate change denials were:” May we protest internally? It’s hot like hell here. ” — Jimmy Fallon
“The city is so hot that Times Square had a naked cowboy and a shaved Elmo.” — Stephen Colbert
A bit worth seeing
Lizzo surprised fans with the “Undercover Sing” segment of “Jimmy Kimmel Live” on Wednesday.
That we are excited on Thursday night
RuPaul will be guest hosting “Jimmy Kimmel Live” on Thursday.
